Ive hardly changed a thing about this page in like 10 years. Shit be wild out here man.
BG3, Dimension 20, D&D.
Leverage is my ultimate happy place show.
Has anyone on here posted about the 2026 Wāhine Toa Firefighter Calendar full of buff firefighter women where all profits from sales go towards Breast Cancer Cure yet because, like, look at it
“Fuck you and the horse you rode in on” Okay it’s fine to hate me or whatever but you do understand the horse is not a part of this right. Like he’s only here because I got on his back and steered him here. I treat him exceptionally well but if he saw anything slightly strange he would run into the woods and forget about me forever. Take it back.
This man missed his true calling in life of being a golden age Batman villain called “Dastardly Chocolate Engineer” or something whose nefarious plan would be to replace the Gotham City Hall with an identical chocolate structure
Im sorry but it is so funny how people outside of tumblr view us. Like why are the tiktokers treating tumblr like some professional ass website you need to do extensive prep before you begin posting on. And the follower farming advice is so fucking funny to me when this is the website where people actively hate getting new followers
Tumblr is the website where you ramble to yourself like a madman until someone decides they like you and put you into their pocket like a shiny rock. That’s how you get followers
Before taking action I think everyone who wants to help their community should ask themselves “do I want to make a difference for people or feel like a hero” because in all truth those are often very different paths
not to be a dirty commie or anything but i don’t think any one person should have enough money to solve world hunger and then get to decide not to
If I was an evil trillionaire, and had a MASSIVE ego and thought everyone should worship at my feet, I would solve world hunger and make them put my name on fucking EVERYTHING. Gold statues etc. And they would, because every person with a functioning heart would be happy that world hunger was solved. And then my shitty massive corporations would make even MORE money because people would be like “I’m gonna boycott _____ company cause their CEO is a meglomaniacal trillionare” and people would be like “Oh you don’t want to FIX WORLD HUNGER???” and if anyone tried to tax me people would say “Oh you don’t want to FIX WORLD HUNGER?” Arrest me for my many crimes? Same deal!
And so I would still easily have more money than I could spend and I would still get to do anything I would want and STILL be The Guy Who Fixed World Hunger.
Like you fix world hunger you get a free pass to be as horrible as you like for the rest of your life with basically nobody to censure you- which is what these assholes want.
I had a dream that unless the teacher told us class was over, we were forbidden from going out the door. Our teacher was very forgetful, and maybe even malicious. After being forced to stay past sunset many days, my class decided we were going to break out every night. Eventually our attempts led us to discovering rifts in space-time where we could warp. So we never used the door. Checkmate.
the window
what? you going to critique my dreams? my subconscious creations, that I did by accident, while asleep? the chemicals in my brain? are you going to use your foul eyes and dissect all of the plotholes in my dreams? you going to critique the weather? harass the clouds? make fun of thunder for being off key? remind me to come to your house and shred your shoes
i was seeing all these little blue flowers everywhere and kept thinking “dang what are these bitches, i can’t remember…” well guess what. they were fuckin forget-me-nots. can’t believe i failed step fucking 1, the hot girls on iNaturalist are going to laugh at me and i’m gonna flunk out of hobby botany school.
!!! Learn From My Humiliation!!! THESE ARE THE BITCHES!!!! DO NOT FORGET THEM !!!!
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